Shut Up Assholes, Signing Tebow Is Fine

Let me be the one to put all your fragile minds at ease.

Tim Tebow signed a minor-league contract with the Mets today. He is not going to be on the major league roster this season…or next season, for that matter. He is not adding to an already crowded outfield. He will not be affecting the chemistry of the big league team during a stretch-run.

This is not embarrassing. You are not embarrassed. If at any point you DO feel embarassed, you are a moron. Plain and simple. You, kind sir and/or madam, are a fucking simpleton and are hereby no longer entitled to an opinion.

The biggest arguments against this are from people who are acting like he’s going to be taking playing time away from young (actual) major leaguers like Michael Conforto or Brandon Nimmo. As we’ve established, this is not happening.

Then the next and best argument is that signing Tebow is a publicity stunt of the worst kind and the Mets should be embarassed. This one is only partially incorrect.

Yes, signing someone of Tim Tebow’s notoriety is part publicity stunt. But it is not a desperate one, nor even a bad one. For an example of a completely negative sports-franchise publicity stunt, look no further than when Tebow was traded from the Denver Broncos to the New York Jets.

It was a move completely forced by Jets owner, Woody Johnson, in an attempt to sell jerseys and personal seat licenses, but it quickly became an embarassment for the franchise as the coaching staff rejected Tebow from the very beginning and he ended up taking up a valuable roster spot as the backup quarterback and, even when starter Mark Sanchez faltered, was kept on the sidelines in favor of a third-stringer.

This is not happening with the Mets’ signing of Tebow today. Yes, he will be taking up a roster spot at the minor-league level, but it’s not like he will be hindering the development of a blue-chip prospect and, in fact, will add some much needed star power to the minor leagues who are always running some sort of gimmick or promotion in an attempt to draw more people to minor-league games.

Tebow brings star power and attention. He will sell tickets. He will sell jerseys. He is a PR machine like very few other major athletes alive right now.More than that, he’s a quality human being. At no point has Tim Tebow ever been connected to drugs, scandal or domestic violence. The worst thing ever said about him is that he’s very religious. Apparently, that rubs some people the wrong way.

I’m an atheist. I have the right to be. Tim Tebow also has the right to worship his god as he sees fit. So, to be perfectly honest with you, I couldn’t care less how hard Tim Tebow religions because at no point does it affect me or the way I have to lead my life.

He is an athletic freak. You have to be to even be considered to play professional sports at any level. Maybe (and most likely) he doesn’t ever crack a major league roster. So what? Since when did we become so obsessed with tearing people down and wanting to see them fail?

Tim Tebow is an immensely talented human being who brings a built-in fanbase so an organization that can benefit both financially and in public relations from what he brings to the table. This is the dictionary definition of a “no-lose situation”.

Tebow gets to try his hand at a different professional sport and the Mets and other franchises get to sell tickets to people who clearly have an interest in his pursuits. If he learns to hit off-speed pitching, who knows, maybe one day he’ll get a cup of coffee in the bigs and Mets GM, Sandy Alderson will be regaled as a genius for seeing something in “the failed football player”.

Or maybe Tebow only plays a year of A-ball and realizes that he’s been away from baseball for far too long to have a legitimate chance of moving through the system. There’s no shame in trying and failing. Good on him for putting himself out there knowing full well that people will be frothing at the mouth and waiting for him to fail so they can jump on him again.

At no point have I ever been a Tebow supporter, but I have zero against the guy. Let him try. It’s not affecting the Mets at the major league level and will only help their exposure and financials in the lower levels of the minors. Worst case scenario: it doesn’t work out and he goes back to ESPN to be a college football analyst again. Oh well.

So if you’re waiting for Tebow to fail, shush. Because if he didn’t sign with Mets, there was another half-dozen teams waiting to do the same thing.

For now, though…it’s Tebow Time.

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